Kuzsi
Real name: Zsuzsi
Member Since: 05/30/2007
Last Login: 03/20/2018
Skin: Revival



  • “One of these men is genius to the other.
    And so, of these, which is the natural man
    And which the spirit? Who deciphers them?”

    /Shakespeare/

    (Sequel of When Harry Met Sally...)

    Categories: Het Pairings, Person Centric
    Characters: Benji, Joel
    Genres: Angst, Drama, Erotica, Romance
    Story Type: Alternate Universe
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 19
    Completed: No
    Word count: 50066
    Read Count: 797
    Chapters: 9
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    Published: 04/18/2013 - Updated:12/01/2013
  • "We never had a good definition of what we were. We were neighbors and friends at some point, but then everything turned into a mess."

    Categories: Het Pairings
    Characters: None
    Genres: Erotica, Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 11
    Completed: No
    Word count: 26985
    Read Count: 267
    Chapters: 3
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    Published: 06/17/2013 - Updated:07/28/2013
  • Murphy's law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong".

    Categories: Het Pairings
    Characters: Benji/OFC, Joel/OFC
    Genres: Comedy, Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 9
    Completed: No
    Word count: 26405
    Read Count: 1298
    Chapters: 10
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    Published: 02/21/2013 - Updated:06/18/2013
  • "You realize of course that we could never be friends."

    "Why not?"

    "What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way."

    "That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved."

    "No, you don't."

    "Yes, I do."

    "No, you don't."

    "Yes, I do."

    "You only think you do."

    Categories: Het Pairings
    Characters: Benji/OFC, Paul/OFC
    Genres: Romance
    Story Type: Alternate Universe
    Warnings: Drug Use
    Series: None
    Reviews: 198
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 156536
    Read Count: 4678
    Chapters: 34
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    Published: 06/15/2011 - Updated:02/26/2013
  • "Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?”

    "Uh Huh, sure you know you look kinda familiar.”

    "Yeah you do to, but I just wanted to know do you know somebody named? Oh you know his name.”

    "Oh yeah, I definitely I know his name.”

    "Well I just want to let you know that he's mine.”

    "Huh… no no he's mine!”

    Categories: Slash Pairings, Het Pairings
    Characters: Benji/OMC, Joel/OFC
    Genres: Comedy, Drama, Mystery, Romance
    Story Type: Alternate Universe
    Warnings: Abuse
    Series: None
    Reviews: 13
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 28660
    Read Count: 539
    Chapters: 6
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    Published: 10/27/2011 - Updated:02/21/2013
  • "Just goes to show you, all the shrinks are wrong: twins are not co-dependent and can exist quite well alone."

    Clearly.

    Categories: Person Centric
    Characters: Benji, Joel
    Genres: Comedy, Romance
    Story Type: Alternate Universe
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 27
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 22423
    Read Count: 1530
    Chapters: 12
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    Published: 07/11/2011 - Updated:10/26/2011
  • From that day forward, our boy Joel could do no wrong. He was so hot, steam looked cool.

    Categories: Het Pairings
    Characters: Joel/OFC
    Genres: Comedy, Romance
    Story Type: Alternate Universe
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 5
    Completed: No
    Word count: 17196
    Read Count: 143
    Chapters: 3
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    Published: 04/16/2011 - Updated:05/28/2011
  • You could say many things about him. He was testy, rude at times, loud, he was sometimes slow to catch up on things and spent way too much money on electronic gadgets, but there was one thing you most certainly couldn’t call him. Benji wasn’t naive. He knew perfectly what the consequences of their deal were.

    Sequel to New Policy and Delete You

    Categories: Het Pairings
    Characters: Benji/OFC, Joel/OFC
    Genres: Drama, Romance
    Story Type: Holiday/Seasonal
    Warnings: Rape, Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 46
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 28117
    Read Count: 1002
    Chapters: 7
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    Published: 05/04/2010 - Updated:07/07/2010
  • You could say many things about him. He was indecisive, dramatic at times, messy, he had lame jokes and spent way too much money on cars, but there was one thing you most certainly couldn’t call him. Joel wasn’t stupid. He was very well aware of the consequences. He knew him better than anybody.


    Sequel to 'Delete You'

    Categories: Het Pairings
    Characters: Benji/OFC, Joel/OFC
    Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: Abuse, Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 22
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 6491
    Read Count: 707
    Chapters: 3
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    Published: 04/30/2010 - Updated:05/01/2010
  • “Damn, Joel got you addicted to this thing.”

    “Says Mr. I-tweet-fifty-times-a-day himself.” I smirk as I pull the device out.

    “Hey, it’s not my fault that people love me!”

    Categories: Het Pairings
    Characters: Benji/OFC
    Genres: Drama, Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 16
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 6028
    Read Count: 291
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 04/27/2010 - Updated:04/27/2010
  • He has a girlfriend. His girlfriend has a husband. The husband has a girlfriend. They have a daughter. The daughter has a cousin. The cousin’s mother is his sister. The mothers are friends. But one mother isn’t friendly with another one. A mother is friendly with a girlfriend, but another one isn’t. A girlfriend gets friendly with a brother, but this brother doesn’t want to become a husband. Another brother does. A mother doesn’t approve. A brother supports. The husband encourages. And the husband is his twin. Keeping it in the family has never been more fun.

    (Sequel to 'Screw Dr Drake Ramoray...' and 'Screwing Dr Drake Ramoray...')

    Categories: Het Pairings, Band Centric
    Characters: Benji/OFC
    Genres: Comedy, Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 44
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 58020
    Read Count: 2513
    Chapters: 11
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    Published: 01/22/2009 - Updated:01/01/2010
  • You could say many things about her. She was indecisive, irrational at times, messy, she had lame jokes and spent way too much money on shoes, but there was one thing you most certainly couldn’t call her. Olivia wasn’t dumb. She was very well aware of what was happening. She saw right trough him.

    Categories: Band Centric
    Characters: None
    Genres: Drama
    Story Type: Alternate Universe
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 7
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 2611
    Read Count: 289
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 12/28/2009 - Updated:12/28/2009
  • "Sometimes I wonder if I've lost my mind."

    Categories: Band Centric
    Characters: None
    Genres: Drama, Suspense
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 6
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 3226
    Read Count: 147
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 04/21/2009 - Updated:04/23/2009
  • You stand there dumbfounded. The driver yells at you to either get on the bus or get lost. You quickly apologize and take the few steps, then throw yourself down on the first empty seat. Great. Now you’ll have to change your number. Or not. You’ll decide it later. You pull your new bag into your lap and take a good look on it for the first time. It reads Good Charlotte in some curvy Gothic font. You snort silently. Duh. You should have known.

    Categories: Band Centric
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 13
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 6080
    Read Count: 387
    Chapters: 2
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    Published: 02/21/2009 - Updated:02/22/2009
  • Some things never change. Friends will be friends. Blood is forever. Idiotic ideas lead to idiotic actions. Just to name a few. And then there are some more. Like morning-afters and puking go hand in hand. And that yelling makes no good. That bawling women and flying stuff mean trouble. Small things can cause a lot of problems but love can make everything seem better. Except that… someone will always ruin the moment. That’s just how things go. It’s also known that cupcakes are love and that gangsters stay gangsters. That life can get difficult and old habits die hard. But ultimately, great s** is the key to happiness.

    (Sequel to Screw Dr Drake Ramoray...)

    Categories: Het Pairings, Band Centric
    Characters: Benji/OFC
    Genres: Comedy, Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 5
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 4620
    Read Count: 277
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 01/16/2009 - Updated:01/16/2009
  • In a world, where men wear the skirt, Louis Vuitton becomes a weapon, princesses get thrown out of restaurants and 'Finding Nemo' is most definitely NOT a kids' movie, can Christmas bring any wonders?

    Categories: Het Pairings, Band Centric
    Characters: Benji/OFC
    Genres: Comedy, Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 49
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 39723
    Read Count: 3032
    Chapters: 11
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    Published: 12/16/2008 - Updated:01/09/2009
  • He was holding the glass firmly, staring into the see-through liquid. Trying to block out the noise of all the people in the club, he focused on his hands until they stopped shaking. He took a deep breath. He had promised to do this, and screw him if he backed down.

    Categories: Person Centric
    Characters: Benji
    Genres: Comedy, Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 4
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 2329
    Read Count: 170
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/09/2008 - Updated:08/09/2008
  • These are just shells. Bodies and names. Nothing less, nothing more. It’s just that: fan-fiction.

    Categories: Het Pairings
    Characters: Benji/OFC
    Genres: Comedy, Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 5
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1549
    Read Count: 214
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 05/30/2008 - Updated:05/31/2008
  • 'We All Want Something Else' - they sing. But how do you know what they really want?

    Categories: Het Pairings
    Characters: Benji/OFC, Joel/OFC
    Genres: Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 9
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 10166
    Read Count: 611
    Chapters: 2
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    Published: 01/09/2008 - Updated:01/12/2008
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