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A sad little story about an abused little girl who leaves her home and becomes a prostitute. She is horrified when a man sees her naked and runs on a "longly" road into a different magical dimension called Waldorf. There she meets a man with a mullet who asks her to sleep in his bed while he buys another room.
Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
Characters: None
Genres: Comedy
Story Type: None
Warnings: None
Series: NonePublished: 08/12/2006 - Updated:08/12/2006 -
The four basic steps of how to love like Benji Madden (according to this story.).
1.Take your best friends girl on your tour bus. Alon.
2. Forget about her the whole night.
3. Make her carry your beer.
4. Have sex.
5. Forget about it.
If you follow those steps she'll probably buy you imodium in the morning.Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
Characters: None
Genres: Comedy
Story Type: None
Warnings: None
Series: NonePublished: 08/12/2006 - Updated:08/12/2006 -
A harrowing thriller that grabs you in from the first important word. "Yo." The story is about two best friends, Zacky and Billy on a dangerous quest for a magical purple Willie Nelson singing llama.
Will Zacky and Billy be able to get over their differences? Even the one concerning their favorite flavors of sprinkles? Will they ever come out with each other about their deep dark secrets? With they ever remember what their quest was even about?
How the hell am I supposed to know?
Published: 08/10/2006 - Updated:08/10/2006