unemployedmilkmen
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Member Since: 08/10/2006
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Peace, love,and mustaches.



  • [K+] The Innocent Prostitute by unemployedmilkmen

    A sad little story about an abused little girl who leaves her home and becomes a prostitute. She is horrified when a man sees her naked and runs on a "longly" road into a different magical dimension called Waldorf. There she meets a man with a mullet who asks her to sleep in his bed while he buys another room.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 3
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 983
    Read Count: 95
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/12/2006 - Updated:08/12/2006
  • [K+] How To Love like a Rockstar by unemployedmilkmen

    The four basic steps of how to love like Benji Madden (according to this story.).

    1.Take your best friends girl on your tour bus. Alon.
    2. Forget about her the whole night.
    3. Make her carry your beer.
    4. Have sex.
    5. Forget about it.

    If you follow those steps she'll probably buy you imodium in the morning.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 4
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 2366
    Read Count: 185
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/12/2006 - Updated:08/12/2006
  • [T] The Story Without a Name by unemployedmilkmen

    A harrowing thriller that grabs you in from the first important word. "Yo." The story is about two best friends, Zacky and Billy on a dangerous quest for a magical purple Willie Nelson singing llama.
    Will Zacky and Billy be able to get over their differences? Even the one concerning their favorite flavors of sprinkles? Will they ever come out with each other about their deep dark secrets? With they ever remember what their quest was even about?

    How the hell am I supposed to know?

    Categories: Band Centric
    Characters: Benji/OMC
    Genres: Action, Comedy, Suspense
    Story Type: Crossover, Parody
    Warnings: Abuse, Death, Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 2
    Completed: No
    Word count: 1235
    Read Count: 113
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/10/2006 - Updated:08/10/2006


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