AcrylicTears
Real name: Caitlin
Member Since: 04/23/2005
Last Login: Unavailable
Skin: Revival

I am Caitlin. I'm thirteen. I'm female. One thing about me, is that I obviously love slash. I do not read het, and if I find one pairing I love, I can't read pairings with either of those two people with a different person. It seems wrong. I'm much more mature than most people my age. I'm shallow. I can be obsessive and I get jealous very easily. I like to have fun.
The stories here won't be updated. I'll start to write again, some time.


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Reviews by AcrylicTears
  • Oh, no! It's stupid_teen. What will happen when one stupid fan fic after another is MSTed without permission? I don't know either. It was a retorical question...

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Angst, Drama, Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 15
    Completed: No
    Word count: 8770
    Read Count: 341
    Chapters: 5
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    Published: 01/26/2005 - Updated:01/27/2005
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/26/2005
    Funneh shit. Tee hee. I love you. Great first MST. I was in fits. Whoot. Now, to read on!

    Author's Response: Yes, well, most people DO love me...eh who am I kidding? Thankies for all your reviews :)
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/26/2005
    | Joel: So, now she’s gone, we can do the dirty dirty. Yes, brotherly love. Benji! Don’t touch me there. Touch me…here. | Whoot! Hot twinsex! Tee hee. You're funny -nods- I fell off my chair a few times... Now, onwards with the reading!

    Author's Response: Yeah, well I thought I was funny...my ego was broken by a sadistic, cruel English teacher. Why must I be forsaken? Meh, thanks :)
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/26/2005
    Haha. Blows balls. I like that. It's cool. | Joel: Good, they’re gone. Let us make love. Dirty love. | With whips and chains and handcuffs and...uh, sorry about that. I got carried away. I love your MSTs. Hehe. Joel's such a dirty little monkey...

    Author's Response: Haha, yes, Joel is a dirty little monkey. SPANKY TIME! Spank my monkey...erm, I'll be off...
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/27/2005
    That's so sad -shakes head- Pfft, stupid fucktard. Who could write something that shitty? Can anyone answer me this? Yes! stupid_teen! You get a cookie -hands cookie to the random angle- Haha. Angle. Haha.

    Author's Response: Muahahahahaha, I love the word "fucktard"...eh, eh, eh, eh - I'll stop. Thanks for all the reviews :)
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/27/2005
    I like that song, 'Fuck Off And Die'. It's wicked. Anyways, stupid_teen needs to learn how to write. Blah, I keep going to type "stupid_teenie". Hehe. Your funny. I like you -licks- Ok, I'll stop. Write more MSTs. Do it now -pokes- Now now now.

    Author's Response: Haha, I just like saying "Fuck off and die"...its a habit, you see. Oh, please don't lick me...I'll get excited and *shifty eyes* bad things will happen ;) Thanks. And, hey, would you stop with the damn poking?
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/27/2005
    Tee Hee. Heya, I sent you one of those commenty tingo-mabobers. I was wondering if you had AIM or MSN or something so we could chat... I'm bored. Very bored indeed. -continues poking- Mwahahahaha! -licks- MWAHAHAHAHA!

    Author's Response: muahaha, i feel so loved. I have AIM (spankmymonkey438 or xdomesticx) and MSN (spankmymonkey438@hotmail.com)...so yeah...
  • Pure twincesty fluff. Lots of sex, lots of drama, lots of cuteness. First chapter is filled with romance, lust and bondagey chapters to come. This was posted on my other account before the sight closed.

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Joel
    Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: Rape
    Series: None
    Reviews: 14
    Completed: No
    Word count: 1490
    Read Count: 163
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 02/03/2005 - Updated:02/03/2005
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/15/2005
    I loved it. You're amazing, you know that? Well, you do now. I look forward to more from you.
  • Joel finds a list of..."questionable" things Benji wants to do to him that he wrote in his journal...

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Joel
    Genres: Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 13
    Completed: No
    Word count: 518
    Read Count: 165
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 02/08/2005 - Updated:02/08/2005
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/03/2005
    More more more. I thought it'd be kinkier...Hehe, you should've seen my face when I saw Joel's last words, I can't even explain it. Mwahahahaha, I should update my list... What I Want To Do To Joel Madden... Oh yeah -snickers-
  • "Why is it that, the more money people have, and the more money they spend on such things, rich people think they can dress any way they want without looking stupid? Namely, wearing hot pink speedos."

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Joel
    Genres: Erotica
    Story Type: Alternate Universe
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 16
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 4048
    Read Count: 170
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 02/09/2005 - Updated:02/09/2005
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/16/2005
    I wish we had a pool so bad now... Hehe, that was amazing. I started laughing when I reas that Benji was wearing hot pink Speedos though. Anyways, I could visualize that whole story. You're fucking amazing!

    Author's Response: Lmao, the pink speedo was due to much encouragement by Tracy. Anyway, thanks!
  • "I clench my knees together and tense a little as his hands dip under my hair and softly rub the flesh at the nape of my neck. He is staring at me in the mirror, a hard look of concentration on his face." Featuring Benji the shampoo boy.

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Joel
    Genres: Erotica
    Story Type: Alternate Universe
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 20
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 4898
    Read Count: 365
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 02/09/2005 - Updated:03/01/2005
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/16/2005
    Umm, wow. You're amazing. That was amazing. Just... wow. That story was brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

    Author's Response: Thanks.
  • Billy was innocently playing checkers with Benji... when all of a sudden, she attacked! Benji told Joel that fucking with Hilary Duff wasn't a good idea...

    Categories: Band Centric
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy, Romance, Suspense
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: Abuse, Death, Drug Use, Rape, Self-Harm, Suicide, Underage Sex, Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 84
    Completed: No
    Word count: 7031
    Read Count: 1399
    Chapters: 14
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    Published: 02/10/2005 - Updated:06/01/2005
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 04/25/2005
    Dude, this story kicks serious ass. Its my fave story so far, and as lost_in_my_thoughts stated, you put out to the world how she really is. This story is hilarious, keep writing dude! I think I agree on the insane thing, but I'm insane too, so its all good :p

    Author's Response: Thanks. I'm making a new one. now. My loves responding, all lonely without my story... saddens me. Plus, it kind of turns me on.
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/07/2005
    Yeah, I have to agree. It kinda turns me on too. :p

    Author's Response: I knew you would.
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/15/2005
    WHOOT! He...hehe...So suspenseful. I don't think I'll be able to cope. Come on! Tell me! Who did he fuck? Who? Who? Ok, I'm done. Anyways, I love you! This is kick ass!

    Author's Response: I love you, too, babe. Call me. I'm sorry, but I can't tell you who he fucked. ;)
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/15/2005
    Hehe, I'm responding because I'm bored. Once I find out where you live, which should be soon, I'll call :p And thats not fair... Anyways, I'll hang out for it.

    Author's Response: Call me, biotch. 1 (517) 449-9094
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/16/2005
    -dials number- Yes master. Mwahahaha.

    Author's Response: You didn't do it... :'(
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/17/2005
    It didn't ring, but I sent you a text message. I hope you get it, seeming I'm in Australia. But I send texts to my friend in Houston all the time, so hopefully you'll get it :p. Mwahahahaha. I'll stop replying now.

    Author's Response: It didn't work... *cries*
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 06/02/2005
    Using cheese sauce as lube? How fucking hot! Damn, I love this. Soooo hot. Joel's hot. -grins pervertedly- Ok, I'll stop.

    Author's Response: No, NO! Don't stop... hehe.
  • Their manager decides it's time for the boys to try something new.

    Categories: Band Centric
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 7
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 511
    Read Count: 148
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 02/12/2005 - Updated:02/12/2005
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/26/2005
    Keep shakin' that booty Joel, keep shakin'! Whoot! Ghetto G to tha muthafuckin' C! "I have better luck working with Beyonce, and she keeps slipping money in my pants." I actually fell off my chair. Tee Hee. You rock my world! But you should already know that...

    Author's Response: O, I know baby...
  • Girl meets boy. Girl marries boy. Girl pimps out her friends like woah. Girl has kids. Oh, and we can't forget the obligatory, yet still very pathetic, ex-boyfriend/rapist drama. Sounds fun, right?

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 61
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 8124
    Read Count: 694
    Chapters: 6
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    Published: 02/16/2005 - Updated:05/28/2005
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/31/2005
    Maybe she's trying to look smart by saying "Said I". I still think she's a fucktard. That was very painful to read. I just gave up and started reading your MSTing instead of the story. Tee hee, great MST!

    Author's Response: The whole "Said I" thing made me think of those books that you go through when you first start reading.
  • Oh mom PLEASE. I will not cease msting until all the fictions I loath are destroyed. Please enjoy.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 11
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1443
    Read Count: 84
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 02/20/2005 - Updated:02/20/2005
  • Reviewed by: AcrylicTears on 05/24/2005
    Tee hee. My comments on random shit --> i like to watch the countdown at night sometimes" And masturbate to it. Wait, that’s not right! So do I, so do I...Wait, nevermind. Which correlates to the size of Joel’s penis. Right? You should've seen the look on my face...Maybe you wouldn't want to...Anyways! Uh, too late. He’s already creamed himself. Joel! You dirty dirty little monkey! And a video camera. They want to watch it later. Joel + Benji + Dark room, video camera, nakedness = My every desire. I love you. I want more. More more more.

    Author's Response: lol. Thanks. :P
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