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Joanna did not expect to meet anyone that day she was in the cafe and neither did Benji. But sometimes Cupid is just too much of a jackass to just let anything slide.
Categories: Band Centric
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Story Type: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: NonePublished: 10/10/2010 - Updated:04/22/2011 -
This story is about Joel and Hilary, a totally screwed-up couple; Benji, a secret ninja; Paul the stoner; and Billy...well...that's all I can say. :)
Published: 07/15/2010 - Updated:07/15/2010 -
“Can you tell me why my brother is drunk and swearing up and down he’s being stalked by bouquets of flowers?”
(Series of short stories centering around the band, snippits of daily life if you will.)Categories: Het Pairings, Band Centric
Characters: Benji/OFC
Genres: Angst
Story Type: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: NonePublished: 05/13/2009 - Updated:04/05/2010 -
Kayla lived with her abusive father, she hadn't eaten in days and when he beat her from an inch of her life and she needs to run away who will come to her aid. Will the twins be able to protect her? Benji had recently given up his drug problem, will he be able to stay clean? When Benji reveals his real feelings will he be able to keep her safe?
Published: 01/13/2008 - Updated:11/24/2008 -
How much fun can you have on a tour bus, before everything goes wrong, in this case, that can change your life forever?
Categories: Het Pairings
Characters: Joel/OFC
Genres: Romance
Story Type: Parody
Warnings: Violence
Series: NonePublished: 07/26/2007 - Updated:07/30/2007 -
Hayley goes back in time to meet her true love that just happens to be Joel Madden
I PROMISE YOU WILL GET HOOKED ON THIS STORY!Published: 02/24/2005 - Updated:12/11/2006 -
I looked at my sleeves and noticed blood from the previous kills.
We need to clean up this dump, I said looking around the salon. As I was turning my head I heard footsteps quickly running away from the front entrance. Oh no.
I quickly ran outside, completely forgetting about my clothing drenched in the odorous blood. I pushed open the glass door and saw a black shadow turn the corner down an ally way.Published: 08/05/2005 - Updated:12/11/2006 -
Mary Sue meets Benji at a concert. Things go on from there.
Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama, Romance
Story Type: Alternate Universe, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: NonePublished: 01/21/2005 - Updated:09/18/2006 -
Worst. Story. Ever
Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
Characters: None
Genres: None
Story Type: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: NonePublished: 09/01/2006 - Updated:09/01/2006 -
Joel and 'Benjy' come into school and teach this poser and her friend Avril some guitar. Billy magically appears and asks her on a date. OMG!!!!!!11!!!one!!
Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
Characters: None
Genres: None
Story Type: Parody
Warnings: Abuse, Self-Harm
Series: NonePublished: 05/31/2005 - Updated:08/29/2006 -
I just found this horribly written story on fd.net created by nntssbaby and I decided to add my input to it. Jack Black is in this too.
Published: 08/28/2006 - Updated:08/29/2006 -
When Paul Thomas starts working at O'Malley's, all Laura sees him as is the person who's going to ruin her beloved restaurant. But what she's even more concerned about is the possibility of him tearing up her heart.
Featuring members of Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Mest, The Used, and A7X.Published: 08/23/2006 - Updated:08/23/2006 -
Paul's twin sister Jessica lives with him and the band in Los Angeles. After dating for over a year, she and Benji have had a nasty breakup. What will happen to their world when Jessica and Joel switch bodies the day before Warped Tour?
Published: 03/08/2005 - Updated:08/21/2006 -
King Benjamin is miserable, but then his brother comes to the aid.
Categories: Slash Pairings
Characters: Benji/Billy
Genres: Comedy, Romance
Story Type: Alternate Universe, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: NonePublished: 08/20/2006 - Updated:08/20/2006 -
Not really a story line and lots of teenage girls knocked up.
Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
Characters: None
Genres: Comedy
Story Type: Parody
Warnings: Abuse, Underage Sex
Series: NonePublished: 08/11/2006 - Updated:08/11/2006 -
A harrowing thriller that grabs you in from the first important word. "Yo." The story is about two best friends, Zacky and Billy on a dangerous quest for a magical purple Willie Nelson singing llama.
Will Zacky and Billy be able to get over their differences? Even the one concerning their favorite flavors of sprinkles? Will they ever come out with each other about their deep dark secrets? With they ever remember what their quest was even about?
How the hell am I supposed to know?
Published: 08/10/2006 - Updated:08/10/2006 -
Think of the little prologue in The Ring 2... here's a parody of it.
Categories: Person Centric
Characters: Joel
Genres: Horror, Suspense
Story Type: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: NonePublished: 12/20/2005 - Updated:12/20/2005 -
Well, I think it's supposed to be a songfic for Bloody Valentine...Has anyone ever come across a good Blood Valentine fic?
Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
Characters: None
Genres: None
Story Type: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: NonePublished: 12/11/2005 - Updated:12/11/2005 -
Have you noticed that therere more and more crappy twincest stories? Stories filled with unrealistic sex scenes, crude characters, spelling and grammar errors, the typical not so ordinary high school plot, which first seems to be great but then turns out as an overused condom? Yeah, I know this feeling too well. Frustrating, isnt it? Heres the parody.
Categories: Slash Pairings
Characters: Benji/Joel
Genres: Comedy
Story Type: Parody
Warnings: None
Series: NonePublished: 12/10/2005 - Updated:12/10/2005 -
Taylor thinks she's a tough girl, and then she meets Benji. She's a bitch towards him and he still wants her. So they have sex, and it's very MST worthy.
Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
Characters: None
Genres: None
Story Type: Parody
Warnings: Violence
Series: NonePublished: 11/12/2005 - Updated:11/12/2005