elvenpirate
Real name: Chel
Member Since: 08/10/2005
Last Login: 11/24/2015
Skin: Revival

I'm Chel, I'm from England, and I'm weird. And me and Cassie (Cassie Morgan) shouldn't be allowed to spend time together because it always results in chaos, hysteria, twincest and scaring innocent bystanders... but it's fun!

And on a side note: Reviews are appreciated, as long as they're not flames, because I have enough pyromaniac tendencies without needing more flames to play with, thanks :)



  • Benji's Harley isn't the only thing that gets ridden....

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Joel
    Genres: None
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 4
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1345
    Read Count: 401
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 10/24/2007 - Updated:10/26/2007
  • Benji takes some news from Joel badly, very badly.

    Categories: Person Centric
    Characters: Benji, Joel
    Genres: Angst
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 2
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 989
    Read Count: 297
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 07/24/2007 - Updated:07/24/2007
  • “No one makes me feel this way…”

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Joel
    Genres: None
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 2
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 695
    Read Count: 308
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 06/24/2007 - Updated:06/24/2007
  • When Joel and Benji go to the golf course for the afternoon, Benji has a whole other ball game in mind. And Joel isn't complaining too loudly...

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Joel
    Genres: None
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 4
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1185
    Read Count: 364
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 04/16/2007 - Updated:04/16/2007
  • Josh discovers the true extent of the twins' relationship and quickly turns the situation to his advantage

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Joel
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Crossover
    Warnings: Abuse, Rape, Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 8
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 2084
    Read Count: 530
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 10/16/2005 - Updated:10/17/2005
  • The twins have a little fun on the video shoot for Lifestyles…

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Joel
    Genres: Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 11
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1718
    Read Count: 306
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 09/11/2005 - Updated:09/11/2005
  • Joel gets more than he bargained for when he confronts Eminem about the mention of Hilary in his lyrics. Disclaimer: Not real. Never happened. Only a story. I made it up.



    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters:
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Crossover
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 9
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 2446
    Read Count: 155
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/31/2005 - Updated:08/31/2005
  • Joel and Chel have a fantasy... will Benji make it happen? Features Tony Lovato.

    Categories: Het Pairings
    Characters: Benji/OFC, Joel/OFC
    Genres: Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 10
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 7279
    Read Count: 1295
    Chapters: 6
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    Published: 08/20/2005 - Updated:08/31/2005
  • Want to know what the twins get upto with Benji and Chel's purchases...?

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Joel
    Genres: None
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 6
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 749
    Read Count: 248
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/20/2005 - Updated:08/20/2005
  • A short fluffy Tony/Joel PWP.

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Joel/OMC
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Crossover
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 4
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 767
    Read Count: 250
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/20/2005 - Updated:08/20/2005
  • Benji goes shopping for a present for Joel... (Based on the issue of Kerrang! that mentioned Benji and Kelly Osbourne shopping for sex toys)

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Joel
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 4
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1192
    Read Count: 214
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/20/2005 - Updated:08/20/2005
  • Joel wants to give Benji something he'll remember forever...

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Joel
    Genres: None
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 6
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1262
    Read Count: 205
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/19/2005 - Updated:08/19/2005
  • Benji and Joel get one another something they really want for their birthday...

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Joel
    Genres: Romance, Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 12
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1532
    Read Count: 533
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/19/2005 - Updated:08/19/2005
  • Benji’s owed twinsex in a storm. He collects.

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Joel
    Genres: Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 6
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 876
    Read Count: 348
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/19/2005 - Updated:08/19/2005
  • Joel wants stormy sex. Benji obliges.

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Joel
    Genres: Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 7
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 559
    Read Count: 702
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/19/2005 - Updated:08/19/2005
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