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  • Worst. Story. Ever

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 16
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 920
    Read Count: 393
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 09/01/2006 - Updated:09/01/2006
  • Lil_Priness's fan writes a story dedicated to her. Run children!

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 12
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 868
    Read Count: 137
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 10/09/2005 - Updated:10/09/2005
  • SEQUEL TO 'TWO'S COMPANY...' Renee has a new life with a new boyfriend. But are things about to change?

    Categories: Het Pairings
    Characters: Benji/OFC
    Genres: Drama
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 4
    Completed: No
    Word count: 1844
    Read Count: 257
    Chapters: 2
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    Published: 06/28/2005 - Updated:07/07/2005
  • Some girl who pigs out of McDonalds every day and feeds her one year old the same thing meets GC and I think Joel spends the whole story in 5 year old mode.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 10
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1494
    Read Count: 155
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 06/05/2005 - Updated:06/05/2005
  • Basically, it's from Quizilla, and it's supposed to be a multiple choice thing where you choose what happens next, which doesn't make sense because she just continued the story how she wanted anyway, whether it was the option you chose or not. I edited it so that it just looks like a continuous story because otherwise it's just ridiculous, well, it is anyway. Enjoy!

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 20
    Completed: No
    Word count: 2875
    Read Count: 502
    Chapters: 2
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    Published: 05/31/2005 - Updated:05/31/2005
  • I do think that this story is another crappy attempt at 'love at first sight'. Spelling, etc. isn't bad, but it's just a very unrealistic story.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 3
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1543
    Read Count: 92
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 05/28/2005 - Updated:05/28/2005
  • Joel meets Jimmy in a bar and... nothing happens, not a great MST, the spelling and grammar isn't too bad but it's a worthless story so it deserved to be posted. Also, it's by someone called 'punk fiction' - it's a shame she can't write it.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 8
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1121
    Read Count: 92
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 05/04/2005 - Updated:05/04/2005
  • Another weirdo freak girl finds GC in a mall and goes home with them.. you seriously know the drill. Luckily for us, there isn't any sex! *GASP* *faints*

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 5
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1326
    Read Count: 87
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 04/19/2005 - Updated:04/19/2005
  • Sorry, I had to add yet another one up - this story has the same plot as every other one up here, but the author decided to write it all at once, obviously having never heard of paragraphs.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 10
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 2579
    Read Count: 107
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 04/12/2005 - Updated:04/12/2005
  • I had to put this up before I forgot, and OH GOD it's bad... I'm not gonna write a whole big summary... enjoy!!

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 8
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 952
    Read Count: 162
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 04/08/2005 - Updated:04/08/2005
  • Girl wakes up. Girl realises it's her birthday, and she's another year older in her seemingly devastatingly boring life. She goes shopping with her friend, as you might gather from the chapter title, except they don't actually go shopping... hilarity ensues...

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 19
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1675
    Read Count: 393
    Chapters: 2
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    Published: 03/28/2005 - Updated:03/28/2005
  • Another really bad story about how some random whore meets Joel and fucks him within a nanosecond.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: Self-Harm
    Series: None
    Reviews: 17
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 816
    Read Count: 124
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 03/27/2005 - Updated:03/27/2005
  • I have to warn you. You will have to hit yourself on the head a few times before any of this will make sense to you intelligent people out there. God knows I had to. It's basically about 5 lines long about a girl who meets Billy and they fall in love in about a minute. Read on if you really dare..

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 10
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 689
    Read Count: 123
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 03/26/2005 - Updated:03/26/2005
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