Story Type: Parody
  • Joanna did not expect to meet anyone that day she was in the cafe and neither did Benji. But sometimes Cupid is just too much of a jackass to just let anything slide.

    Categories: Band Centric
    Characters: None
    Genres: Romance
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 61
    Completed: No
    Word count: 45325
    Read Count: 3030
    Chapters: 14
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    Published: 10/10/2010 - Updated:04/22/2011
  • This story is about Joel and Hilary, a totally screwed-up couple; Benji, a secret ninja; Paul the stoner; and Billy...well...that's all I can say. :)

    Categories: Band Centric
    Characters: None
    Genres: Action, Comedy, Drama
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 3
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 2081
    Read Count: 106
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 07/15/2010 - Updated:07/15/2010
  • “Can you tell me why my brother is drunk and swearing up and down he’s being stalked by bouquets of flowers?”

    (Series of short stories centering around the band, snippits of daily life if you will.)

    Categories: Band Centric
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 4
    Completed: No
    Word count: 2024
    Read Count: 362
    Chapters: 2
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    Published: 05/13/2009 - Updated:04/05/2010
  • Kayla lived with her abusive father, she hadn't eaten in days and when he beat her from an inch of her life and she needs to run away who will come to her aid. Will the twins be able to protect her? Benji had recently given up his drug problem, will he be able to stay clean? When Benji reveals his real feelings will he be able to keep her safe?

    Categories: Het Pairings
    Characters: Benji/OFC, Joel/OFC
    Genres: Drama, Romance
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: Abuse, Rape, Self-Harm, Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 15
    Completed: No
    Word count: 11924
    Read Count: 2806
    Chapters: 11
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    Published: 01/13/2008 - Updated:11/24/2008
  • How much fun can you have on a tour bus, before everything goes wrong, in this case, that can change your life forever?

    Categories: Het Pairings
    Characters: Joel/OFC
    Genres: Romance
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 3
    Completed: No
    Word count: 1864
    Read Count: 378
    Chapters: 2
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    Published: 07/26/2007 - Updated:07/30/2007
  • Hayley goes back in time to meet her true love that just happens to be Joel Madden…

    I PROMISE YOU WILL GET HOOKED ON THIS STORY!

    Categories: Het Pairings
    Characters: Joel/OFC
    Genres: Comedy, Romance
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: Abuse, Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 57
    Completed: No
    Word count: 12669
    Read Count: 1333
    Chapters: 13
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    Published: 02/24/2005 - Updated:12/11/2006




  • I looked at my sleeves and noticed blood from the previous kills.



    “We need to clean up this dump,” I said looking around the salon. As I was turning my head I heard footsteps quickly running away from the front entrance. “Oh no.”



    I quickly ran outside, completely forgetting about my clothing drenched in the odorous blood. I pushed open the glass door and saw a black shadow turn the corner down an ally way.

    Categories: Het Pairings
    Characters: Billy/OFC
    Genres: Action, Horror, Romance, Suspense
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 14
    Completed: No
    Word count: 6328
    Read Count: 370
    Chapters: 6
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    Published: 08/05/2005 - Updated:12/11/2006
  • Mary Sue meets Benji at a concert. Things go on from there.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama, Romance
    Story Type: Alternate Universe, Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 28
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 12885
    Read Count: 1006
    Chapters: 9
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    Published: 01/21/2005 - Updated:09/18/2006
  • Worst. Story. Ever

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 16
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 920
    Read Count: 393
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 09/01/2006 - Updated:09/01/2006
  • Joel and 'Benjy' come into school and teach this poser and her friend Avril some guitar. Billy magically appears and asks her on a date. OMG!!!!!!11!!!one!!

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: Abuse, Self-Harm
    Series: None
    Reviews: 33
    Completed: No
    Word count: 3658
    Read Count: 512
    Chapters: 5
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    Published: 05/31/2005 - Updated:08/29/2006
  • I just found this horribly written story on fd.net created by nntssbaby and I decided to add my input to it. Jack Black is in this too.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: Abuse, Death, Drug Use, Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 4
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1167
    Read Count: 122
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/28/2006 - Updated:08/29/2006
  • When Paul Thomas starts working at O'Malley's, all Laura sees him as is the person who's going to ruin her beloved restaurant. But what she's even more concerned about is the possibility of him tearing up her heart.





    Featuring members of Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Mest, The Used, and A7X.

    Categories: Het Pairings
    Characters: Paul/OFC
    Genres: Comedy, Romance
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: Drug Use
    Series: None
    Reviews: 4
    Completed: No
    Word count: 5817
    Read Count: 49
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/23/2006 - Updated:08/23/2006
  • Paul's twin sister Jessica lives with him and the band in Los Angeles. After dating for over a year, she and Benji have had a nasty breakup. What will happen to their world when Jessica and Joel switch bodies the day before Warped Tour?

    Categories: Band Centric
    Characters: None
    Genres: Action, Comedy, Drama, Romance, Suspense
    Story Type: Alternate Universe, Parody
    Warnings: Abuse, Rape, Self-Harm, Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 93
    Completed: No
    Word count: 15813
    Read Count: 666
    Chapters: 15
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    Published: 03/08/2005 - Updated:08/21/2006
  • King Benjamin is miserable, but then his brother comes to the aid.

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Billy
    Genres: Comedy, Romance
    Story Type: Alternate Universe, Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 7
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1332
    Read Count: 186
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/20/2006 - Updated:08/20/2006
  • Not really a story line and lots of teenage girls knocked up.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: Abuse, Underage Sex
    Series: None
    Reviews: 2
    Completed: No
    Word count: 936
    Read Count: 130
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/11/2006 - Updated:08/11/2006
  • A harrowing thriller that grabs you in from the first important word. "Yo." The story is about two best friends, Zacky and Billy on a dangerous quest for a magical purple Willie Nelson singing llama.
    Will Zacky and Billy be able to get over their differences? Even the one concerning their favorite flavors of sprinkles? Will they ever come out with each other about their deep dark secrets? With they ever remember what their quest was even about?

    How the hell am I supposed to know?

    Categories: Band Centric
    Characters: Benji/OMC
    Genres: Action, Comedy, Suspense
    Story Type: Crossover, Parody
    Warnings: Abuse, Death, Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 2
    Completed: No
    Word count: 1235
    Read Count: 113
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/10/2006 - Updated:08/10/2006
  • Think of the little prologue in The Ring 2... here's a parody of it.

    Categories: Person Centric
    Characters: Joel
    Genres: Horror, Suspense
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 0
    Completed: No
    Word count: 906
    Read Count: 74
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 12/20/2005 - Updated:12/20/2005
  • Well, I think it's supposed to be a songfic for Bloody Valentine...Has anyone ever come across a good Blood Valentine fic?

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 6
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1033
    Read Count: 97
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 12/11/2005 - Updated:12/11/2005
  • Have you noticed that there’re more and more crappy twincest stories? Stories filled with unrealistic sex scenes, crude characters, spelling and grammar errors, the typical “not so ordinary” high school plot, which first seems to be great but then turns out as an overused condom? Yeah, I know this feeling too well. Frustrating, isn’t it? – Here’s the parody.

    Categories: Slash Pairings
    Characters: Benji/Joel
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 17
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 2169
    Read Count: 199
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 12/10/2005 - Updated:12/10/2005
  • Taylor thinks she's a tough girl, and then she meets Benji. She's a bitch towards him and he still wants her. So they have sex, and it's very MST worthy.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 5
    Completed: No
    Word count: 5121
    Read Count: 51
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 11/12/2005 - Updated:11/12/2005
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