• Just found this. I think you'll agree this woman is crazily talented.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Drama
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: Abuse, Violence, Rape, Self-Harm
    Series: None
    Reviews: 6
    Completed: No
    Word count: 3114
    Read Count: 101
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 09/13/2005 - Updated:09/14/2005
  • Found on FD.net. Benji gets turned down and OMG you'll never ever ever guess what happens when Pula/Paul/Pual and Joel/Jole go to Puzza Hut to cheer him up... Yes, that's right. Ladies, get out your handbags because a 'hott' girl gets his number. You're wetting yourself with excitement with this aren't you? I knew it!

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Drama, Suspense, Romance, Comedy
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 7
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1444
    Read Count: 177
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 09/09/2005 - Updated:09/10/2005
  • Some chick wakes up pregnant, Benjis has powers, and They have a duet. Stupid Shtuff here.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Horror
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 5
    Completed: No
    Word count: 1077
    Read Count: 116
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 09/09/2005 - Updated:09/10/2005
  • The band steals sushi and moves a lot. Aaron dies. Twice. Benji gets tattos, Billy has bunny slippers, Paul really only gets mentioned in the first sentence, and Joel has big ears. The end.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Horror
    Story Type: Alternate Universe
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 4
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 821
    Read Count: 89
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 09/08/2005 - Updated:09/08/2005
  • I saw the title and I was a tad curious as to what was actually going on in this story. I can't believe there is more to this.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Horror
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: Self-Harm
    Series: None
    Reviews: 5
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1003
    Read Count: 72
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 09/07/2005 - Updated:09/08/2005
  • Dude, Where's My Hair Wax. Yes, that was the original title. This story involves Stripper Benji putting odd things in his hair, escaped Monkies and a Dancing Danish that doesn't dance. No, it is not a lil_princess work, although there are similarities.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Horror
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 3
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1162
    Read Count: 116
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 09/07/2005 - Updated:09/08/2005
  • Ah, the sarcastic bitch (me) strikes again. Benji is dating a girl who lives in a hose and wears cool pUnK RaWk cloths. Zombies, shotgun weddings, and a baby later, the story ends, but the plot never shows up.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Drama, Horror
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 8
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1654
    Read Count: 195
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 09/05/2005 - Updated:09/05/2005
  • Well supposedly Benji's dog can climb trees and Paul has 15 second cupcake mix.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 3
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 2490
    Read Count: 144
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 09/04/2005 - Updated:09/05/2005
  • Benji goes to meet rhichiard for a date and then richard falls through the roof. So Benji goes ona date with rihchard. Benji's wife... I'd assume... is there. Banji, Benji's cousin is there and the Thomas triplets. Palu, Paul, and Pual. Also, Richard plays a Banjo.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Horror
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: Abuse, Violence, Self-Harm
    Series: None
    Reviews: 7
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1232
    Read Count: 121
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 09/03/2005 - Updated:09/04/2005
  • Kat,Storm, and Leila are sisters going to Macon Boarding High School. They face some difficult times. Oh and um...uh crap i can't remember. But she unfortunately does remember the rest of the story. Darn. And this is actually a story from this site. How sad. I would of let it slide, but after being told I'm a bad writer and a ho because I tried to tell her why I didn't like the story, I had to MST it.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 13
    Completed: No
    Word count: 2178
    Read Count: 91
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 09/01/2005 - Updated:09/01/2005
  • Beji, the long lost triplet, is getting marryed to a 'kewl' girl

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 21
    Completed: No
    Word count: 2930
    Read Count: 429
    Chapters: 4
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    Published: 08/20/2005 - Updated:08/31/2005
  • The title made me think dirty things, then I realized that it's just bad grammar

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 4
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 535
    Read Count: 266
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/29/2005 - Updated:08/29/2005
  • This horrible story was uncovered on Fandomination (of course). It started out bad, but I think I made it worse by adding some twincest and writing an alternate ending. In the original story, Benji decides to kill Joel. Actually, that was pretty much it.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Horror
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 5
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1207
    Read Count: 68
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/27/2005 - Updated:08/29/2005
  • My favourite author is back in another mind numbing, eye gouging adventure. You can only imagine my joy.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 3
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 629
    Read Count: 116
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/29/2005 - Updated:08/29/2005
  • benji like so falls in love!!!!!!!!!!! and then has babies with no warning!!!!! And i can't beleive i wrote like that.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 10
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 511
    Read Count: 174
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/28/2005 - Updated:08/29/2005
  • For some reason unknown to this author, Benji decides his life calling is to become a cheer leeder. One weird outfit, a large hole, and many tears later, he changes his mind. Another round of misspelled words and mindless drivel from Fandomination.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Horror
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 3
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 736
    Read Count: 74
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/26/2005 - Updated:08/26/2005
  • "BENJI DESIDES HE IS 2 STUPID SO HE GOEZ 2 THA LIBARY 2 LEARN!" It's only horror because it scared me.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Horror
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 18
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1516
    Read Count: 1552
    Chapters: 2
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    Published: 08/21/2005 - Updated:08/25/2005
  • imHXClol has struck again. This time not only abusing poor benji but she dragged avril into the mess and made it worse.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 6
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1619
    Read Count: 77
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/25/2005 - Updated:08/25/2005
  • Benji's taking a walk through the woods, and comes across a ghost seeking revenge on Joel. Another dazzling gem by Lil_Princess.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Horror
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 6
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1251
    Read Count: 120
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/25/2005 - Updated:08/25/2005
  • this is a romatic story involving death, cheating, love, and REALLY bad story telling and grammar.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 8
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 810
    Read Count: 117
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/24/2005 - Updated:08/25/2005
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