• Eww. Little 14 year old whore who thinks she's a senior at some unknown high school in California, that has a huge envy problem with Hilary Duff. And that hasn't gone through puberty because she writes really bad sex scenes, and I have a hunch that the 14 year-old is a copy of the author. Hmm.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Horror
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: Underage Sex
    Series: None
    Reviews: 9
    Completed: No
    Word count: 1371
    Read Count: 468
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 04/21/2007 - Updated:04/21/2007
  • Aww, Benji is sad that his girl is gone. Typical.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Angst
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 0
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 754
    Read Count: 163
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 04/13/2007 - Updated:04/14/2007
  • This "punk rawk" girl named Jenna is forced by her "kind of rich" parents to move...somewhere. I'm not sure where, as she flawlessly avoids any and every important detail! A 10 out of 10 on the crappiness scale.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 3
    Completed: No
    Word count: 1340
    Read Count: 124
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 11/06/2006 - Updated:11/10/2006
  • The Good Charlotte guys decide to have a trip around the world.

    Preaty interesting.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 1
    Completed: No
    Word count: 778
    Read Count: 89
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 10/19/2006 - Updated:10/24/2006
  • This story literally tapped me on the shoulder and BEGGED me to MST it.


    So... being the kind person I am, I did indeed.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 6
    Completed: No
    Word count: 646
    Read Count: 210
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 10/10/2006 - Updated:10/13/2006
  • Mary Sue meets Benji at a concert. Things go on from there.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama, Romance
    Story Type: Alternate Universe, Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 28
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 12885
    Read Count: 1006
    Chapters: 9
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    Published: 01/21/2005 - Updated:09/18/2006
  • Worst. Story. Ever

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 16
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 920
    Read Count: 393
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 09/01/2006 - Updated:09/01/2006
  • Joel gets a girl pregnant he's known only one summer and never sees her again. But also, he expressed his feelings for her by having sex with her. And she has a disappearing brother. Interesting, huh?

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Drama, Romance
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 10
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 2355
    Read Count: 657
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 09/01/2006 - Updated:09/01/2006
  • xxjadedmindxx's MST of a story by someone called nntsbaby.

    It was a poorly written and MST'ed story, so I had to MST it again. Although that was probably a bad idea.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: Death
    Series: None
    Reviews: 2
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1429
    Read Count: 129
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/30/2006 - Updated:08/30/2006
  • Benji eats Joels head, and then decides to enroll into collage. After threatening his way in, he meets Billy Idol, his soda humping dog, and 'jeezus'. Then after becoming a hippy and joining the cheerleading squad, he eats himself.

    Read at your own risk.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 2
    Completed: No
    Word count: 712
    Read Count: 209
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/29/2006 - Updated:08/30/2006
  • Joel and 'Benjy' come into school and teach this poser and her friend Avril some guitar. Billy magically appears and asks her on a date. OMG!!!!!!11!!!one!!

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: Abuse, Self-Harm
    Series: None
    Reviews: 33
    Completed: No
    Word count: 3658
    Read Count: 512
    Chapters: 5
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    Published: 05/31/2005 - Updated:08/29/2006
  • benji, joel, jole, bebji, banji, and banjo all embark on a quest to buy a tee pee and watch porn.


    Thank you fd.net once again.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 1
    Completed: No
    Word count: 593
    Read Count: 128
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/27/2006 - Updated:08/29/2006
  • I just found this horribly written story on fd.net created by nntssbaby and I decided to add my input to it. Jack Black is in this too.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: Abuse, Death, Drug Use, Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 4
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 1167
    Read Count: 122
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/28/2006 - Updated:08/29/2006
  • Ok, an "author" on fd.net got her story MSTed. When she found out, she MSTed it back.

    So, I think it's only right for me to keep up the chain and MST it myself.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 6
    Completed: No
    Word count: 1125
    Read Count: 267
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/28/2006 - Updated:08/28/2006
  • A sad little story about an abused little girl who leaves her home and becomes a prostitute. She is horrified when a man sees her naked and runs on a "longly" road into a different magical dimension called Waldorf. There she meets a man with a mullet who asks her to sleep in his bed while he buys another room.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 3
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 983
    Read Count: 94
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/12/2006 - Updated:08/12/2006
  • The four basic steps of how to love like Benji Madden (according to this story.).

    1.Take your best friends girl on your tour bus. Alon.
    2. Forget about her the whole night.
    3. Make her carry your beer.
    4. Have sex.
    5. Forget about it.

    If you follow those steps she'll probably buy you imodium in the morning.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 4
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 2366
    Read Count: 184
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/12/2006 - Updated:08/12/2006
  • I think you get it. Bad stories, bad grammar and spelling, so painfully hard to read you just want to... MST them?

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 53
    Completed: No
    Word count: 11336
    Read Count: 685
    Chapters: 8
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    Published: 05/18/2005 - Updated:08/11/2006
  • Not really a story line and lots of teenage girls knocked up.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: Parody
    Warnings: Abuse, Underage Sex
    Series: None
    Reviews: 2
    Completed: No
    Word count: 936
    Read Count: 130
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 08/11/2006 - Updated:08/11/2006
  • I'm sure this story has already been done before but it's always fun to hear a different version of it. By: Lil_Princess

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: Comedy
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Reviews: 11
    Completed: No
    Word count: 2696
    Read Count: 1998
    Chapters: 3
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    Published: 08/05/2005 - Updated:08/07/2006
  • Okay the way the title sounds is exactly the way this story is. Rediculous. Just read.

    Categories: MSTs (deprecated)
    Characters: None
    Genres: None
    Story Type: None
    Warnings: Violence
    Series: None
    Reviews: 4
    Completed: Yes
    Word count: 659
    Read Count: 174
    Chapters: 1
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    Published: 12/19/2005 - Updated:12/20/2005
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